'Merica Labz Unleashes Sleepy Joe

Helps you fall asleep faster than you can say malarkey

Author

Rafael Renteria
July 06, 2024

‘Merica Labz, a supplement company that’s purpose is to “combine hyper-patriotism with hyper-awesome ingredients to create the most ‘Merican Brand known to man,” released a new Sleep/Recovery product on the 4th of July named Sleepy Joe, flavored in Mint Chocolate Chip.

The product contains familiar sleep aid ingredients like Magnesium, Zinc, L-Theanine, Melatonin, and Valerian Root as well as some proprietary ingredients like Shoden Ashwaganda Extract and Senactiv.

‘Merica Labz describes the product as the following:

Introducing Sleepy Joe- the chocolate mint ice cream flavored sleep aid that’s perfect for those moments when you need a nap faster than Joe can mix up his words! With every scoopful, you’ll be drifting off to dreamland faster than you can say ‘malarkey.’ Packed with enough sleepy goodness to make you forget where you are, Sleepy Joe will have you nodding off in no time, just like your favorite forgetful politician. So, grab a pint, snuggle up in your favorite blanker, and let Sleepy Joe take you on a deliciously drowsy journey to la-la land. Just be sure to set your alarm – you wouldn’t want to sleep through any more gaffes than our beloved Joe!

I’m just glad we’re having fun as our country explodes in front of us 😎👍

Looks like a solid formula, but it begs the question of is the Secret Service going to step in like they did with Gamer Supps’ Lean (Or did they)?

THIS IS THE HUNTER BIDEN TO THE SLEEPY JOE, TAKE CRYSTAL PUMP ANY WAY YOU WANT AND YOU CAN BE UP FOR DAYS, WEEKS, OR AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH YOUR DAMN ACCESSORY EXERCISES. I MEAN IT, STOP SKIPPING THEM THIS HAS EXTENDO RELEASE CAFFEINE.

SUPPLIES ARE LOW AS I’M WRITING THIS. CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW WHEN IT RESTOCKS.