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Jess is Back 4 Blood, Big Ramy Out of the Olympia, Breon is Back

Evil Leanbeefpatty strikes again

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GM,

Evil Leanbeefpatty is back on her bullshit, Big Ramy is out of the Olympia, and some outstanding news regarding Crystal Pump.

If you’re looking for a preworkout that emphasizes clean caffeine, mental clarity, and sick pumps, check out this week’s sponsor: Crystal Pump.

It’s not a preworkout, it’s an experience.

Thank you mustache man, let’s get into this week.

At a Glance:

Entertainment

  • Jessica Piccoli: Back 4 Blood

Sports

  • Breon Returns Classic Physique

  • Big Ramy Sits Out Olympia

  • Thor Returns to Strongman

Business

  • BPI Files for Bankruptcy

  • CRYSTAL PUMP IS (ALMOST) BACK

SUNDAY MASS X MONDAY IRON

Let’s get into it.

Entertainment

Jessica Piccoli: Back 4 Blood

Evil Leanbeefpatty has reappeared on Goob U’s (John Dorsey) radar after a new video surfaced showing a bloody Jessica trying to break into her ex husband’s apartment.

Back in March, Goob welcomed Jessica to the show with the first allegations and arrest records involving the physical and verbal abuse of her husband at the time. Below is Goob’s first video on the situation.

The newsletter from March has the links to the follow up videos.

But just last week, this new clip made its way to Goob’s inbox.

Absolutely bananas. Stay tuned I guess.

Via | Goob U IG

Sports

Breon Returns to Classic Physique

Two-time Classic Physique champion Breon Ansley has announced that he will be competing in classic physique, reversing his decision to leave the divison due to the weight cap under the old rules.

It was speculated that he would compete in 212 so he would be allowed to add more mass.

At 5’7, Breon could only weigh up to 185 at showtime under the old rules. But since the IFBB’s revisions to Classic Physique weight requirements, he could show up to the Olympia weighing up to 192 lbs.

Source? Instagram Comments:

Big Ramy Sits Out Olympia

RxMuscle joined Big Ramy at the 2023 Dubai Pro to discuss bodybuilding’s growth in the Middle East as well as his plans for this year’s Olympia.

When asked about his next steps, Ramy mentioned that he has to be smart about when he comes back to competing, take the time to rest his body, and properly prepare for a return to the Olympia stage.

Thor Returns to Strongman

In a new YouTube video, Thor Bjronsson breaks the bad news that he’s putting his Powerlifting plans on hold for now.

Back in February, Thor came out of his first retirement and announced that he would attempt to break the All-Time Raw powerlifting world record, previously set by Dan Bell, then return to strongman in 2024.

However, due to a pectoral tear in April, his powerlifting training was put on hold.

Now in his new video, it looks like he’s going to forego the world record attempt and jump back into strongman.

Business

BPI Files for Bankruptcy

BPI Sports, long time supplement brand has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, with Hi-Tech Pharmaceuticals, and Mike O’Hearn included in the list of creditors that are owed money.

This came as a shock to many, myself included because of their higher status athletes including Mike O’hearn and Kamal Elgargni, and their unique collabs including the co-branded preworkout with Wu-Tang Clan member Method Man.

No word yet on a buyer, although Hi-Tech Pharmaceuticals has been speculated as a likely option.

CRYSTAL PUMP IS (ALMOST) BACK

Now this is the Yin and Yang, life and death.

BPI is out, Crystal Pump is almost back in.

DESPITE THE D.E.A AND A CERTAIN SHITBAG MANUFACTURER’S EFFORTS, the elixir that is Crystal Pump will be back on shelves in hopefully just a couple weeks.

Here’s Steve with more.

Lifters stay winning.

SUNDAY MASS X MONDAY IRON

Wanted to shoutout my boy Sunday Mass and plug our T-Shirt collab. I wanted to make something like an old The Police tee that I saw, and this man’s creative genius made it happen.

I’m going to do a similar design but with the same hoodie material that the MONDAY IRON text hoodie uses. Just have to get some financial ducks in a row.

Rafi’s Desk

Speaking of financial ducks, I have been spending WAY too much time in the real world getting things around for the next step my career. That’s why there were a lot of reruns and inactivity last week. But the Discord server grew significantly, so it wasn’t a total loss.

Basically after this Thursday, I’m getting back into fully remodeling houses, apartments, etc, but this time as a contractor, not a W-2.

I’m pretty hyped because I’ll be getting paid by the job, there’s no shortage of work with the GC I’m working with, so I can make as much as I can crank out. I’ve been going to the jobsite after my day job for the last week and half as well as weekends, so I haven’t been home a lot to engage in tomfoolery with the boys online.

That being said, I do still have student loans and shit, but I will have more money to put into Monday Iron, which is gonna be sick. My first goal is to hire my meme intern back, after that it’s getting writers, maybe more meme interns, and creators in general.

So, if you or someone you know wants to be a part of Monday Iron and can either write or make other content, hit me in the email or Discord, would like to explore options there.

Move recommendation: A Bronx Tale. Rewatched it last night, it’s a good one.

Future looks bright boys, let’s get after it this week.

- Rafi

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